1. "I don’t think men have time to be funny because they have to make all of our rules about what we can do with our vaginas."
    — Jenny Slate (x)

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  2. supreme-in-training:

    Idea: Bombshell the Musical starring Megan Hilty for 2015.

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  4. mistress-negs:

    seinfeld2:

    ravenxarisa:

    tramampoline:

    callurn:

    thestarkwhoskateboards:

    callurn:

    Kill Bill technically takes place in the same universe as Spy Kids just so you all know

    how do you figure that

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    uncle machete from spy kids is the same machete from machete and machete kills, if that wasn’t clear

    I

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    This is the best thing I have read all day.

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  6. captalias:

    huffingtonpost:

    Girl Who Was Called ‘Ugly’ After Donating Hair To Cancer Patients Gets Major Support From Internet

    A few snips at the hair salon turned Jetta Fosberg’s selfless act into a school nightmare.

    After the 10-year-old Ohio girl cut and donated 14 inches of her hair to Wigs for Kids, an organization that supports children who have lost their hair due to cancer treatments, she started being bullied at school, her mom told WHIO News in Dayton.

    For what happened with the bullies from Jetta’s school go here. 

    To show support for Jetta, “like” her anti-bullying page on Facebook.

    "I don’t know any child that had ever died of words"

    FUCKING BULLSHIT KIDS WHO ARE BULLIED COMMIT SUICIDE ALL THE TIME FUCK THAT ASSHOLE

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  11. taylorswift:

    faded-pictureofabeautifulnight:

    TAYLOR I LOVE YOUR SHIRT WHERE DID YOU GET IT

    Top Shop.
    It’s cool cause even though I didn’t get any sleep on the 14 hour flight from Sydney, my shirt slept the whole time.

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  15. A farewell from Ryland and Alex

    cobrastarship:

    It is with heavy hearts that today we announce the departure of Ryland & Alex from Cobra Starship. Below you will find a letter from them explaining their reasons. Although we were bummed when they first told us, Nate, Victoria and I love Cobras too much to not move forward. Not only because of what this band means to us, but also because of what Cobras stands for: To never give up, to never say die. And though Alex & Ryland will no longer be a part of the band, they will always be a part of the crew and will always be like family to us, and hopefully to you.

    We are excited that later this week we get to introduce you to our new bass player. We know you will like him as much as we do! Here’s your hint as to who he is: he was in a band that toured with Cobras. Take your best guess—the polls are now open!

    We are also excited that tomorrow we will finally be premiering the video for “Never Been In Love.” The video takes place mostly in Sweden with Icona Pop, but it features one last cameo with Ryland and Alex. We are grateful to have had all these years with them and we will always support them, and hope you will too.

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    A message from Alex and Ryland,

    Hey guys - first off, we’re extremely thankful for the love and support you have shown us since we first joined Cobra Starship. We’ve had an opportunity to get to know a lot of you over the years and can’t thank you enough for sharing some of the fondest moments of our lives as musicians. We truly mean it when we say we have the best fans.

    Cobras has taken us all around the world. To places we surely wouldn’t have seen, smells we wouldn’t have smelled and flavors we wouldn’t have savored - all possible because of you guys. Gabe, Nate and Victoria have become family over the last 8 years and we couldn’t have asked for a better group of people to share this unique and enriching experience with.

    We’re excited to start a new chapter in our lives in production and songwriting. Who knows? Maybe we’ll finally even fulfill our dream of competing in American Ninja Warrior. Or maybe we’ll open “Much Ado About Muffin,” our Shakespeare- themed bakery. The world is our oyster! We hope to have your support in our future endeavors. We’re thankful to have the support of the rest of the Cobras in this decision and we’ll always be a part of the Crew. We’re stoked to see you guys supporting “Never Been in Love” and we can’t wait to hear the rest of the album Gabe and the band are working on.

    We’re so grateful for the opportunity you’ve given us. Meeting so many of you has been a life changing experience.

    When the two if us met in high school, all we wanted to do is play music. Thank you for making that possible.

    Love,
    Alex and Ryland

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